I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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