No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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