Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
