Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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