i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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