So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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