idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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