So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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