it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
send nudes
from the living room?
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