He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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