and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think I am morally bankrupt
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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