So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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