Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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