She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
she smelled like a LAN party
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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