I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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