Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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