Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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