The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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