Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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