Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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