But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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