omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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