I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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