Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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