This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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