I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Randomize
