oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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