He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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