I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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