Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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