i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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