Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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