Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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