Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
did you just send me my own nude
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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