But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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