and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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