I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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