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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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