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My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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