so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.