Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Randomize
