Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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We got so high we made milksteak
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I woke up under a house in Key West
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