Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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