Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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