Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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