Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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