your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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