Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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