Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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