When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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