Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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