For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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