Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
