the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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