The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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