quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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