I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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