try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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