Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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