k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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